Pussa is here for you! And these wise Pussa meows are here to help you!
Pussa cares!
When pooping in a sand box make sure you don't step on old piles.
Don't make kitties angry. Angry kitties poop on your pillow.
Your poop is your greatest weapon.
Pet the kitty. Love the kitty
Scoop the poop before you find it on your pillow.
Don't forget to lick yourself spotless clean before going outside.
If you don't feel good make sure to puke unto the new warm comfortable carpet.
If you don't like the food in your bowl - poop on it.
Humans are warm. Sleep on their face.
Save the goldfish from drowning - keep it in your mouth.
Christmas trees are too big, destroy them before they get all the attention.
When in doubt fart as loud as you can.
When people shout at you - poop on their face.
~*Pussa Loves you*~
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